'George the dawg'
george is half yellow lab and half pit bull and has quite a
life here at shooters. he'll be 4 years old this december(08)
in his first 8 months of life he had his
right leg almost cut off when he escaped from his pen
and jumped on the saw blade of a weed eater--took 8 hours to have
the vet put his leg back together. then the bandage was too tight and that was
another trip back to the vet to save the leg again and then almost o.d.'d on pain killers(double dose by accident)
he went through many turmoil's in his first 8 months--bit through the power
cord of the beer cooler (shocked the hell out of him) was hit on the head
with a beer keg by the beer man (by accident) had his nuts whacked off-
jumped out a window with his leash on (almost hanged himself) and a few
other mishaps. he is the poster dog for survival. come by shooters and
see george the dawg.
Georges New Year Resolution for 2009--"I will not play tug of wear with my humans shorts when he's taking a dump"
"on the internet nobody knows you're a dog !!!"
"For all you high blood pressure sufferers; Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. --remember to use a timer!!"
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each paw"
"If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer--it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think how you call a dawg like me..."George, come here--get your ass over here George!!!" Now think about how you call your cat--"Bun-bun princess come to daddy , sweet snookums" Jeeezus fuckin Christ- your so Gay it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a nice Dawg day
"Just when I thought I saw it all--Last year I would of told you all that the chances of having a black president was the same as when pigs could fly---and now after 100 days in office--SWINE FLU!!!!--can you imagine that" -- It's not so bad being a dog after all.